Upload the evidence
Start with your dating profile screenshots. Your first basic roast is free, so curiosity costs nothing.
AI-powered ego diagnostics
Your dating profile deserves the truth.
Upload your profile and get a polished AI roast, a brutally specific score, and a result built to share. Funny enough to post. Accurate enough to sting.
First basic roast free. Share only what you have permission to use.
Dating profile score
61/100
Biggest red flag: calls every blurry group photo “candid.”
What to expect
Founder promises, not invented hype.
Your first one is free
Try a basic roast before spending anything.
Made for the group chat
Every result includes a score, red flag, and clear share hook.
Savage, not hateful
The joke targets the profile choices—not someone’s identity.
From screenshot to punchline
Three moves. One public reckoning.
Roastworthy starts with dating profiles, where every prompt, mirror selfie, and “fluent in sarcasm” claim is fair game.
Get scored and scorched
Roastworthy turns your prompts, photos, and questionable profile choices into sharp jokes, a score, and one devastating red flag.
Share the damage
Export a post-ready card or vertical video, then challenge a friend whose profile definitely looks worse.
The output is the invitation
“Owns three quarter-zips and calls them a personality.”
Roast scoreBiggest red flagFriend challenge
Next target
Think your score is better?
Challenge your partner, your best friend, or the coworker with six fish photos.
Pay for a better burn
Free to peek. Priced to post.
Choose the format that matches how much damage you want to distribute.
Basic Roast
A quick score and shareable punchline.
Free
Savage Roast
A longer, dramatically funnier teardown.
$4.99
BUILT TO SHARE
Video Roast
AI voice, animated captions, music, and a vertical export formatted for short-form video.
$9.99
- AI voiceover
- Animated captions
- Vertical social format
- Downloadable result
Roast Battle
Compare two profiles and declare one unfortunate winner.
$14.99
Roast+
Unlimited premium roasts, comedian personalities, downloads, and no watermark.
$7.99/month
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with no punchline
The algorithm has notes
Your profile is already saying too much.
Upload it. Get your score. Send the result directly to the group chat.